Just as the overuse of antibiotics results in new resistant bacterial
strains, Greensboro's liberal applications of boosterim are having the
unintended consequence of spreading G.L.U.M.M. -- Greensboro Leaders
Unresponsive to Mediocrity and Mendacity.
GLUMM is caused when
the boosterism antibodies mistake real and urgent infections for
Greensboro Disease and launch their suppressive actions on any target
that has negative implications for Greensboro. It manifests in symptoms
of blindness, deafness, dumbness, paralysis, coddling the incompetent
and a fear of being impolite. Mediocrity and mendacity flourish
unabated as a result.
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